Friday, 9 March 2018

The Absence Of Horizontality

The prevailing theory is that the writer of the Quirky Muffin is suffering from a twelve week virus combined with a ripped throat, causing extreme fatigue, endless coughing, and absolutely no sleep due to problems with being horizontal.

Oh, the joy of being horizontal, so long absent. What is sleeping the night through really like? Will there ever be enough energy to get the Quirky Muffin back in full operation? How on Earth do people sleep while sitting up? How?

Next time, it will be the next episode of 'The Man From UNCLE', but for now it is time to rest. Or not rest, but desperately try to, while being increasingly confused.

O.

1 comment:

  1. The Wurd is: whorizontality.
    And we got gobbsa it.
    So-much-so, Im holding my nose
    living in Lawrence, KS,
    a totally liberal town which's
    filled withe coolest people...
    yet, they have absolutely
    no #@!!° idea what the two
    eternities consist of.

    Coming to my BIG-ol,
    John Belushi, party-hardy
    in illustrious Seventh-Heaven?
    Eternal pleasure-beyond-measure??

    ...yet, gotta wanna quit materialism
    N whorizontal vanity: God's Rules
    aint crippling; SIN is crippling.

    Make Your Choice -SAW
    God bless your indelible soul.

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